that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
*cue for evil laughter*
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.
The fact that I actually tagged something as “sexy 90 year olds* scares me
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A COUPLE OF 90-YEAR OLDS
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
What I wish I could do when people I don’t want to see come to my door.